Spring Flings a Darling Bud, with New Show from Molly ‘Equality’ Dykeman

Molly “Equality” Dykeman: Bushes are Bloomin’

Sunday, March 14, 5pm

At The Stonewall Inn (53 Christopher St. at 7th Ave.)

BY SCOTT STIFFLER | Pop a cold one, spend an hour with Molly “Equality” Dykeman, and you’ll never look at poetry–or lady parts; or strategic squatting; or the comedy gold mined from epic fails–quite the same way, ever again. That’s our promise to adventurous audiences who make a March 14 journey up the steep stairs that spill out onto The Stonewall Inn’s second floor theater space.

That iconic Christopher Street bar–which knows a thing or two about shaking things up—is once again poised to poke the bear,  by rousong Molly Dykeman (the cult fave comedic persona of Andrea Alton) from her alcohol-induced hibernation. It’s a safe bet that Molly’s been snoozing since her last gig at the Stonewall. That would be December 6, 2025’s Tis the Season to be Molly Jolly!, in whicvh Molly’s Christmas wish for an epic party to launch her poetry collection goes–as these things always do–horribly, horribly wrong. But true to form, our big-hearted good time gal refused to let that personal setback prevent the show from going on. Armed only with a few deeply disapointing door prizes and a savant’s gift for copnjuring words that rhyme with thew female anatomy, Molly saved the day in a very satisfying, consistently hilarious, manner.

So that’s the kind of reformed train wrech one can expect on March 14, from the most lovable, low-performing security guard ever to occasionally show up for work at PS339  in the Bronx. Gird your loins, folks, because there’s no telling what level of lunacy awaits when Molly embarks on an all-new, somewhat-scripted, effectively improvised flight of fancy.

Also along for the ride will be Allen Warnock, whose sharp and spacy style provides Molly with a custom-made comedic foil. Drag star Pissi Myles also adds to the unpredictable alchemy–and don’t be surprised if you suddenly find yourself up on the stage, pulled into the cast’s off-kilter orbit  What are you waitig for? Get your ($22) tickets now, via SpinCycleNYC.com.

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